Monday, February 15, 2010

SuperHero Spotlight: Aviax

This is late. It is also half assed. Ah well. In any event, today I bring you Aviax; Quite possibly the lamest superhero ever. You see dear readers, Aviax had issues. He loved animals. Now, Im not talking about the love you feel for a cat or a dog, I mean he really loved animals. So much so that he was willing to go to abnormal lengths to save a species. The man decided, in all his brilliant wisdom, that he would transform into a prehistoric bird( cause that was his power) and travel back in time to find another of it's kind to....well, preserve the species. Just check out the below panels to view his proudest moment.


If I could just interject here, lets just take note of that costume. He looks more like a male prostitute than he does a superhero. How can anyone take him seriously wearing that? The other heroes probably talked to him out of pity.

Oh lord....

Why would someone feel the need to write this? What compelled them to think this would be a good story?! Better yet, what editor in their right mind would approve of this?!
As for recommended reading, just read the comic featured above. As sad as it is, this is the only noteworthy thing Aviax has ever done.

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